Love it or hate it, this is a common by-product of what I like to call ‘the whiskey hour’ on a Friday night.
Dice, tape, army and rules,
These, our precious gaming tools.
All have important parts to play,
In this wonderful game of 40K.
Some play for glory, others for fun,
I swing both ways, if you’ll excuse the pun.
Some paint their models as works of art,
Others dip, but still play their part
It’s a funny old thing, the roll of the dice
Sometimes it’s harsh, sometimes it’s nice
So if you rely on luck, take heed
It’s not just more dice – it’s tactics you need!
Always exciting, a new army book
Potential new meta, it’s worth a good look
If you ask my advice, please bear in mind
It’s not my fault, I’m 4 years behind!
I’ve often heard about OP Tau,
You’ve brought 3 Riptides? Take a bow.
Whilst this may be true, it matters much less
Than a general who’s pro, at least that’s my guess.
So in the grim darkness, it’s not all bad
It’s all just a game, and there’s fun to be had
Take it from me, a ‘most sporting opponent’,
In 40K humour, is a vital component!